shark-girl:

((afdjsa I hate Saturdays, early work shift, hottest time to be working, blah blah blah. WHY AM I AWAKE?))

“Y’know what’s weird.” She commented as they walked. “Never even went to the pool before I applied for a job there. I was just aiming for desk work so I could get a discount swim, but they had their lifeguard training test that week and hey who would have guessed selkie’s can swim good. Heh… Yeah parties… God I remember those.”

It was the best turn of luck she’d had in years that got her that job, a lot of swagger, fast talking and being the fastest and strongest swimmer of the training class made the manager at the pool look the other way when he found out she’d never completed the full guard training which really took months. Lucky she also had CPR and emergency first aid training from a while back when she was both looking into babysitting for cash, and wanted to stop going to the hospital after every one of her ‘accidents.’

Sliding into the booth across from him she ordered two coffee’s, Veser could have one if he wanted, but really both were for her. No matter how often they came around with the pot, it was never fast enough for her.

“So I’m guessing if you have time for parties, you don’t have a job? I’ve become the biggest loser since I started working, but fuck what do I care, unlike my friends, I’ve got mad coin now.”

As the waitress came back with their drinks she ordered some pancakes with two extra sides of bacon.

You could never have enough bacon.

“Yeah, it’s either you have money, and no social life- or everyone wants you, and you have like no cash.” He shrugged then ordering himself a Belgium waffle and sausage. He watched the girl down half a pot of coffee and looked impressed. 

“Damn, you’re gonna be a little hyperactive spaz later on aren’tcha?” Veser grinned at Vesper and then got a cup of coffee for himself. He didn’t drink that much coffee usually, but he was still somewhat tired and needed to wake up. 

“So do you think I can join you at the pool? I mean I have nothing to do today. I promise, I’ll be a good boy…. To whatever extent I can be ‘good’.” He snorted and shrugged, “And you know, maybe on your breaks you get, I can start repaying you little by little.”

And with that signature smug look on his face, you could tell Veser was being absolutely sexual and serious.

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shark-girl:

“Denny’s sounds good, I’m going to drink like two pots of coffee and Starbucks is way to expensive for that. I’ll buy you breakfast.” She offered following along, letting him lead the way. “You can pay me back in sexual favours~” She teased smacking his ass while she was at it.

“I work at the pool, teach a couple kiddie beginner swim classes and lifeguard a bit. Swear my hair is going to be green by the end of the summer since I spend like all day in the water.” Her job didn’t pay much, but since her change it was relaxing, kept down her urge to go back to the ocean and give up on being human.

((I’m from Japan, it’s 1:30am. I gotta work in the mooornin. So yeah last post you can GM me to breakfast or whatnot. I’M COOL WITH IT BRO))

The pool? Veser had to smirk at that idea. I mean, girls wore one-eighth what they normally wear, when they’re at the pool- and that was basically nothing!

“Hah, I rarely go to the pool anymore. I just don’t have the time. Between homework, parties, and classes- it’s getting sort of stressful on me.” He walked with her over to Denny’s and got situated in a booth, sitting across from her. As Veser glanced at the menu and ordered himself some water, he bit his lip, “Damn, there’s so much food! This is crazy. I will definitely pay you back with sexual favors. And I’ll give you the benefit, we can do whatever you want to do.”

Veser wondered if he could possibly just chill at the pool with her. I mean, when she got off work- they could always try sex in the water. Though, he had to admit, it didn’t sound that great, and worse she could potentially lose her job from it.

[[Awesome! I have a friend who lives in Japan. See you after work, I guess. <3 ]]

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argylesweatervests:

igognarrgnarr:

argylesweatervests:

Fucking fantastic. No. It’s… It’s not me. It’s someone else. Shit. I don’t want to go to him.

Wait, so it’s not you… Did you drain someone or some shit? Someone important? Damn, smooth move Conderp.

Is the other person hurt, or turning into a vampire? I think that’s key to know first.

I didn’t drain her! …Nrrg.

Just blood loss I think.

Well that’s good! I would have given you props for killing someone. Just have her lay down or something and rest. I don’t fucking know. If anything, she’ll need some blood transfusion in order to gain back her loss of blood. You can get those sorta transfusions from a doctor- ie: Hanna’s skeezebag.

I think that’s your only option, Bro.

argylesweatervests:

Fucking fantastic. No. It’s… It’s not me. It’s someone else. Shit. I don’t want to go to him.

Wait, so it’s not you… Did you drain someone or some shit? Someone important? Damn, smooth move Conderp.

Is the other person hurt, or turning into a vampire? I think that’s key to know first.

argylesweatervests:

…What do you do for blood loss?

Err… I gotta admit, I have no idea on this. But, maybe you should find something (err, someone) to drink? Unless, are you losing blood like.. Did you get hurt? Cause then I’d talk to Hanna and make him take you to that Doctor skeezebag he goes to.

shark-girl:

“I’m pretty cozy ain’t I?” She grinned back, sitting up as he did. “I do make best pillow.”

As he flexed she gave her own tits an appreciative squeeze, mostly to get some feeling back in them as being slept on kind of made them numb, which a numb boob was the weirdest feeling ever.

“Nah I’m thinking I’m going to have to buzz through today on coffee and stim’s cus I gotta be at work at around 7… Well less gotta and more like to be.” She did the classic movie theater yawn-stretch to put an arm over his shoulder, and then raised up her hand to massage his scalp. Mostly because she could, and she missed doing this to someone. “Plus cops should be coming by soon to shoo us out so the morning joggers don’t see all us unsightly folk.”

“You uh…” She paused thinking, wishing she was still living with Jayne, that she hadn’t totally burned that bridge by cutting up her mattress these, wishing she had a place to offer… Oh well. “You wanna go get breakfast then?”

((I’m going to bed naaao))

He laughed as she scratched his head, rolling his eyes lightly. “Yeah, yeah. So where do you work?” Veser asked, then helping her up off the bench like a proper gentleman (that he wasn’t). “I’m sure there’s like… a Denny’s somewhere. If we can’t find that, we could just stop by Starbucks.”

Starbucks seemed more his gig. He couldn’t offer to buy her breakfast at Denny’s, unless he didn’t get anything himself. He only had a twenty with him at the time. Not working legitly sucked. He made a mental note to actually go and start searching for work. That might be a good idea. But physical work sucked ass, and there was no way he’d easily do something for another person. But the upside is that he’d get paid. Maybe he could get a job at a bookstore, or a starbucks or something. Those jobs seemed pretty easy.

[[Seriously? Where do you live? I woke up like three hours ago. XD I’m at work right now.]]

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argylesweatervests:

igognarrgnarr:

argylesweatervests:

igognarrgnarr replied to your post: Ohgodohgod. Urggg…

What happened dude? You okay? Not that I legitamitely care all about anyone’s wellbeing except my own..

No I’m not.. I- Fuck. You don’t care!

No, dude- shut up. Okay, now I’m actually concerned. What’s going down?

Talk to me dude.

Just… Vampirestuffs

Alright. I don’t think I can help you if you give me vague answers like that Conrad. What’s going down?